my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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