The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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