belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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