She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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