if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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