how can u be prego again
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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