Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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