Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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