as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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