id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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