i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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