I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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