do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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