plz talk dirty to me
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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