I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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