I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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