Sry I called you an 8
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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