Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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