it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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