Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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