can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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