dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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