Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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