So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
