We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
PANTIES FOUND
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