hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
whose ass print is on the piano?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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