no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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