I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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