she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You are the jesus of drinking
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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