3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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