ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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