fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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