I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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