R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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