Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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