Fine. I'll sleep in my office
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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