Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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