i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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