STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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