let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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