I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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