i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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