Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dick very happy bro
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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