Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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