I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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