Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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