I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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