I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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