all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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