I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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