How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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