Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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