Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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