Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
no you cant smoke seaweed
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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