Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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