I wish my penis had an off switch
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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